"We found a great rhythm," Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
"I have it all chronicled," he explained. "Becoming a dad is something I've dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let's go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We'd been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, 'Let's handle this... let's stay in the rhythm. Don't let the contraction be more than you.'"
"Don't let the contraction be more than you?" Why do I picture McConaughey dressed in a high school coach polyester pocket shirt and shorts, whistle around his neck, barking sports pep talk at Alves. "Feel the burn! Never let 'em see you sweat! 16...39....10....HUT! Aaaaargh!"
Just a little afternoon sillyness...