This week's theme for the blog meme "Old School Friday" is "This song should never have been made." Oh, so many songs...so little time.
Here's one...I nominate "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins. I wish I never knew that this song existed, but thanks to one of those stupid late night ads for ring tones, I do. If you've never heard this one (and I hope you haven't), it features the catchy breakdown of "Wait till you see my 'oh,'" though in the unedited version "oh" is replaced with "dick." Classy.
Even without the typically gross video, featuring minstrelsy and objectification aplenty, the tune is a dud. For a song about nothing but sex, it is the least sexy thing I've ever heard. Word to Ying and Yang, and every other man out there, if you're bragging about your "oh," it's a sure signal to most women that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm just sayin'.
Watch if you dare. I suggest you don't and just trust me.