Someone needs to take one of Oprah's Emmys as punishment for that nonsense.Just kidding, Oprah Winfrey...Just kidding.
But seriously, is it just me, or are women who have achieved success in music asked to partner up with lessers and up-and-comers more often than their male counterparts? It's like the entertainment industry thinks these mature women need the shine of a hot young thing to make them relevant. Did you see that fuckery that was Stevie Nicks having to sing back up to Taylor Swift at...What was it?...the 2010 Grammys? Come on! That's not right!
I know that Bob Dylan did that performance with The Avett Brothers and Mumford and Sons at this year's Grammys, but at least those groups are legitimate heirs to Dylan's folk career. Avril Lavigne is no damned Pat Benatar. And Miley Cyrus sure as hell is no Joan Jett. You know what would have been awesome? Beth Ditto and Pat Benatar singing "Fire and Ice." But, you know what? Until Bob Dylan performs "Don't Think Twice" with Justin Bieber, I'd like to see a moratorium on women rockers being asked to share the stage with Disney stars.
Stevie Nicks, "Leather and Lace"
Pat Benatar, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"